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13.06.2025 00:17
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.